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	<title>Peter Bargh blog &#187; Fun</title>
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		<title>I&#8217;m one in 7 billion!</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/fun/im-one-in-7-billion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 12:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[over poulated]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to a BBC calculator when I was born, I was the 3,097,956,430th person alive on Earth &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to a <a title="7 billion" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515">BBC calculator </a>when I was born, I was the 3,097,956,430th person alive on Earth</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/billions.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1439" title="billions" src="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/billions.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="196" /></a></p>
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		<title>Cinemagraph</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 08:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cinemagraph]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[my first cinemagraph, taken from some iphone video footage I did at a Dyonisis gig. I am now going to shoot some video specifically for cinemagraph creation. Click on the photo below to see cinemagraphy in action Here are some really good ones: Cinemagraphs ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my first cinemagraph, taken from some iphone video footage I did at a Dyonisis gig. I am now going to shoot some video specifically for cinemagraph creation.</p>
<p>Click on the photo below to see cinemagraphy in action</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/Etheria-13.gif"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1288" title="Etheria-13" src="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/Etheria-13-300x164.gif" alt="" width="300" height="164" /></a><br />
Here are some really good ones: <a href="http://inspirationfeed.com/photography/35-beautifully-animated-photographs-a-k-a-cinemagraphs/">Cinemagraphs </a></p>
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		<title>Building an Igloo</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/diary/193/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Helping Hand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foliopic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[igloo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snow]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I decided this year I will try to do as many new things as I can. I&#8217;ve made a list of places in the UK that I haven&#8217;t been as part of that resolution and I will also be on the look out for new activities. My first challenge, to break me in gradually, was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/igloo.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-194" style="margin-left:10px;" title="igloo" src="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/igloo.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="209" /></a>I decided this year I will try to do as many new things as I can. I&#8217;ve made a list of places in the UK that I haven&#8217;t been as part of that resolution and I will also be on the look out for new activities.</p>
<p>My first challenge, to break me in gradually, was something I&#8217;ve never done with snow before..and that&#8217;s to build an igloo. I&#8217;ve done snow men and snow sculptures before but never attempted an igloo.</p>
<p>I also decided to record the building of the igloo photographically and then shoot the built igloo at night with an inner glow. I&#8217;ve uploaded the result in my portfolio and the rating is favourable, so I&#8217;m pleased with that.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve also written how to do it on my foliopic site blog <a href="http://pete.foliopic.com/article/building-and-photographing-a-snow-igloo-111 ">Building an Igloo</a> so you can get an idea a) how to build an igloo, b) how to photograph one and c) view one of the strengths of a foliopic site&#8217;s article system.</p>
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		<title>The funniest website I&#8217;ve ever seen</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/fun/the-funniest-website-ive-ever-seen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you like the humour of Monty Python,  Mitchell and Webb, Reeves and Mortimer etc you may find the site of Australian David Thorne brings tears to your eyes&#8230;well it did mine. An incredible mix of mad/daft/silly pieces pulled together in a brilliant web site. Follow this link: 27bslash6 and click the logo on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/27bslash6.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-177" style="margin-left:10px;" title="27bslash6" src="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/27bslash6.jpg" alt="27bslash6" width="250" height="154" /></a>If you like the humour of Monty Python,  Mitchell and Webb, Reeves and Mortimer etc you may find the site of Australian David Thorne brings tears to your eyes&#8230;well it did mine. An incredible mix of mad/daft/silly pieces pulled together in a brilliant web site.<br />
Follow this link: <a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/">27bslash6</a> and click the logo on the right to enter. Prepare to laugh out very loud!</p>
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		<title>How does the Internet see you?</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/fun/how-does-the-internet-see-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Personas is a component of the Metropath(ologies) exhibit, currently on display at the MIT Museum by the Sociable Media Group from the MIT Media Lab. You simply enter your name, and Personas scours the web for information and attempts to characterize you by fitting you into to a predetermined set of categories that an algorithmic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Personas" href="http://personas.media.mit.edu/" target="_blank">Personas</a> is a component of the Metropath(ologies) exhibit, currently on display at the MIT Museum by the Sociable Media Group from the MIT Media Lab.</p>
<p>You simply enter your name, and Personas scours the web for information and attempts to characterize you by       fitting you into to a predetermined set of categories that an algorithmic process created from a massive corpus of       data.</p>
<p>The computational process is visualized with each stage of the analysis, finally resulting in the       presentation of a seemingly authoritative personal profile.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/personas.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-125 alignright" style="margin-left:10px;" title="personas_sm" src="http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-content/personas_sm.jpg" alt="Personas profile of Peter Bargh" width="300" height="81" /></a>I tried it to see how the internet sees me.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the result &#8211; click on the photo to enlarge the detail.</p>
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		<title>A trip to the theatre</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/diary/a-trip-to-the-theatre/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andrew Bate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gothic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pathway to the Red Sun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rogue Theatre]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In Worksop! A series of events led to a night at the theatre. As I walked in to town a few weeks ago a car stopped and the driver asked for directions to Acorn Theatre. I&#8217;d never heard of it, and didn&#8217;t think twice. I shrugged, said &#8220;sorry, no idea&#8221; and she went on her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Worksop! </p>
<p>A series of events led to a night at the theatre. </p>
<p>As I walked in to town a few weeks ago a car stopped and the driver asked for directions to Acorn Theatre. I&#8217;d never heard of it, and didn&#8217;t think twice. I shrugged, said &#8220;sorry, no idea&#8221; and she went on her way. A week later, on my daily &#8220;heart exercise&#8221; walk, I passed the theatre on a back street. </p>
<p>When I got home I looked it up on the Internet and one production caught my eye: Pathway to the Red Sun. A striking image did it, because poetry, music and acrobatics, inspired by Madame Butterfly, are not exactly my cup of tea. But the image of a gothic woman, looking like the lead in the Japanese Horror film The Grudge, and the mention of influence from Pans Labarynth tempted me to &#8220;take a risk&#8221;. </p>
<p>And it was incredible, from the moment I walked through the theatre doors to the end. </p>
<p>Two Soldiers stand guard at the front of the theatre. On stage a guitarist to the left plays using an E-bow, his skills with that gadget were brilliant -the notes droned out harmonically, creating a sonic ambience. </p>
<p>Then the play begins and we see the Grudge influenced character (turns out she&#8217;s Angelina Boscarelli, the woman founded the company in 2005) appear from under the floorboards. The make up was excellent and simple, but effective lighting.</p>
<p>The story unfolds &#8211; a tragic love story based around a soldier and a samurai&#8217;s daughter.<br />
Through out we hear the talented musician Andrew Bate play guitar and keyboards and add the occasional vocals. It all ended too soon. </p>
<p>This was my first taste of the Acorn Theatre&#8230;and maybe beginner&#8217;s luck, but it&#8217;s certainly not my last.  I&#8217;d recommend this play to anyone, although it&#8217;s only a short tour but there are a few shows left. </p>
<p>You&#8217;ll find details on their web site here: <a href="http://www.roguetheatre.co.uk/shows_redsun.php">Rogue Theatre</a> </p>
<p>Andrew Bate has a Myspace page here: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/andrewbate">Andrew Bate</a></p>
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		<title>Add your face</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/fun/add-your-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[million]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mosaic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After coming up with the concept over two years ago we finally got around to launching our one million face concept &#8211; addyourface. It went live to an ePHOTOzine audience today. Adyourface is a mosaic grid with at least one million spaces available to be filled by people uploading their portrait. the idea is we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After coming up with the concept over two years ago we finally got around to launching our one million face concept &#8211; addyourface. It went live to an ePHOTOzine audience today. Adyourface is a mosaic grid with at least one million spaces available to be filled by people uploading their portrait. the idea is we intend to break world record for the most face in a mosaic but also create a huge directory of people who use the net to network via social network sites or blogs. Currently you are in a maze trying to find people. addyourface lets registered users link to their many interactive sites, bringing all the networks into one portal. We&#8217;ve also got games so you can play too.</p>
<p>check it out and <a href="http://www.addyourface.com" target="_blank">addyourface</a></p>
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		<title>Camera Rumours &#8211; the next generation Digital SLRs</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/fun/camera-rumours-the-next-generation-digital-slrs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 20:37:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canon 50D]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canon EOS 500]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canon EOS1 MkIV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nikon D4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nikon D90]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympus E-430]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympus E-530]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Olympus E4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[or Pentax K1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pentax K30]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pentax K300D]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pentax K5]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Samsung GX30]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sigma SD16]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sony Alpha 400]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s quite funny looking around at blog posts from photographers who let slip the next model from Nikon or Canon etc. It doesn&#8217;t take a genius to work out the route of most manufacturers, yet the bloggers pump out some fluff about the XXX or YYY, some even go to the trouble of spoofing up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s quite funny looking around at blog posts from photographers who let slip the next model from Nikon or Canon etc. It doesn&#8217;t take a genius to work out the route of most manufacturers, yet the bloggers pump out some fluff about the XXX or YYY, some even go to the trouble of spoofing up a design from an existing model.</p>
<p>Well here you are.  No need to go anywhere else &#8211; here&#8217;s the rest of the cameras that will be launched at Photokina 2008.</p>
<p>Canon EOS1 MkIV<br />
Canon EOS 500<br />
Canon 50D<br />
Nikon D90<br />
Nikon D4<br />
Olympus E4<br />
Olympus E-530<br />
Olympus E-430<br />
Pentax K300D<br />
Pentax K30<br />
Pentax K5 or Pentax K1<br />
Sony Alpha 400<br />
Sigma SD16<br />
Samsung GX30</p>
<p>It&#8217;s going to be a busy Photokina&#8230;wonder how many I can tick off my list at the end of the year. Anyone want a bet? <img src='http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Nominated for Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/diary/nominated-for-princeton-premier-business-leaders-and-professionals-honors-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Princeton Premier Business Leaders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[registry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow I cannot believe it Peter Bargh has reached the dizzy heights of being considered for inclusion into the 2008-2009 Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition section of the registry. The what????? After a quick Google search it seem that half the internet has also been considered for inclusion into the 2008-2009 Princeton [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow I cannot believe it Peter Bargh has reached the dizzy heights of being considered for inclusion into the 2008-2009 Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition section of the registry.</p>
<p>The what?????</p>
<p>After a quick Google search it seem that half the internet has also been considered for inclusion into the 2008-2009 Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition section of the registry.</p>
<p>Oh well it sounded good for about as long as it does to hear you&#8217;ve won the European Lottery, a holiday in two to Nigeria or a deluxe penis enlarger.</p>
<p>Walks off singing a well know Monty Python song&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Office Dare email &#8211; fun in the office</title>
		<link>http://www.bargh.co.uk/blog/fun/the-office-dare-email-fun-in-the-office/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 06:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This office dares email has been doing the rounds for years, so just in case you missed it. Here it is again. See who can score the most point in your workplace. ONE-POINT DARES Ignore the first five people who say &#8216;good morning&#8217; to you. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This office dares email has been doing the rounds for years, so just in case you missed it. Here it is again. See who can score the most point in your workplace.</p>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;"><strong>ONE-POINT  DARES</strong><br />
</span></p>
<ol>
<li><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;">Ignore the first five people who say &#8216;good morning&#8217; to  you.</span></li>
<li>To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your  ears and grimace.</li>
<li>Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone  points it out, say, &#8216;Sorry, I really prefer it this way&#8217;.</li>
<li>Walk  sideways to the photocopier.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>While going in an elevator, gasp  dramatically each time the doors open..</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>When in an elevator with one  other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn&#8217;t  you.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Finish all your sentences with &#8216;In accordance with the  Â prophecy&#8230;&#8217;</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Don&#8217;t use any punctuation.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Interrupt your  conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Use your  highlighter pen on the computer screen.</li>
</ol>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;"><strong>THREE-POINT  DARES</strong></span></p>
<ol>
<li><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;">Say to your boss, &#8216;I like your style&#8217;, wink, and shoot him  with double-barreled fingers.</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Kneel in front of the water cooler and  drink directly from the nozzle.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Shout random numbers while someone is  counting.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Every time you get an email, shout &#8221;email&#8221;.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Put  decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her  caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Keep hole punching your  finger. Each time you do, shout, &#8216;dagnamit, it&#8217;s happened again!&#8217;. Then do it  again.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Introduce yourself to a new colleague as &#8216;the office bicycle&#8217;.  Then wink and pout.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can&#8217;t  seem to access any pornography web sites.</li>
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<p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;"><br />
<strong>FIVE-POINT  DARES</strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;"></span></p>
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<li><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;">At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be  nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if  Â you actually launch into it yourself).</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Walk into a very busy  person&#8217;s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light  switch on/off 10 times.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as  &#8216;Dave&#8217;.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Announce to everyone in a meeting that you &#8216;really have  to go do a number two&#8217;.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>After every sentence, say &#8216;Mon&#8217; in a really  bad Jamaican accent. As in: &#8216;The report&#8217;s on your desk, Mon.&#8217; Keep this up for  one hour.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead  repeatedly and mutter, &#8216;Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!&#8217;</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>At  lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, &#8216;As God is my witness, I&#8217;ll  never go hungry again!&#8217;</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Repeat the following conversation 10 times to  the same person: &#8216;Do you hear that?&#8217; &#8216;What?&#8217; &#8216;Never mind, it&#8217;s gone  now.&#8217;</li>
<li><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;">Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit;  smash biscuit with your fist</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>During the course of a meeting, slowly  edge your chair towards the door.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>As often as possible, skip rather  than walk.</li>
<li><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif';"></span></span>Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after  they answer.</li>
<li><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; color: #333333;">Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and  cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, &#8216;I&#8217;ll call  you tonight&#8217;.</span></li>
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